New Rule: No speaking with Sailor Jerry. Everyone should live by this. But then even this isn’t living by this…
July 16, 2010 – 3:44 AM
Follow me on Twitter and get my tweets directly!WARNING!: I have a tendency to use Twitter at all hours of the night. If you follow people using your cellphone, please don't yell at me when I wake you up. Yelling is very unattractive.
Just saw someone driving without doors, holding themselves inside, not wearing a seat belt. June 18, 2010 – 5:32 PMI can’t listen to Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock N’ Roll” without hearing “I Love Rocky Road.” Silly commercials. June 11, 2010 – 4:42 PMTesting TwitPic. Sorry for all the tests today. I’m setting up the website to be primarily Tweets and iPhotos. http://twitpic.com/1u08xj June 4, 2010 – 9:17 PMTest. June 4, 2010 – 6:46 PM91 degrees with no a/c makes me calm and relaxed and not at all testy. June 4, 2010 – 4:10 PMPlease don’t match your eyeshadow to your shirt. Neon green isn’t anyone’s color. June 3, 2010 – 11:35 PM“Is that a girl or a boy?” “Girl.” “What about the mom?” “…..” April 23, 2010 – 5:55 PMJust passed THREE houses with Christmas lights and decorations still up AND lit. March 12, 2010 – 8:33 PMSaw the most adorable puppy ever tonight. His name was Bob. October 9, 2009 – 9:02 PMI saw something nasty in the woodshed. September 19, 2009 – 6:17 PMSomeone in this house likes to put the Triscuits back when there are only two crackers left. I think it might be me. September 18, 2009 – 12:53 PMJust saw a policeman driving while talking on his cellphone. September 11, 2009 – 4:14 PMThree straight days of headaches. Thank Novartis for Excedrin. July 1, 2009 – 12:33 PM |
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