Follow me on Twitter and get my tweets directly!August 28, 2010 – 3:36 PM
I don’t know why things say “drain fat.” It’s never going to happen.
August 20, 2010 – 1:51 PM
I just tried to unbutton my drawstring pants. My brain needs a nap.
August 16, 2010 – 2:43 AM
Why must we say “motor vehicle?” Do we have so many non-motor vehicles we have to distinguish this? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
August 5, 2010 – 7:26 AM
Last night I felt a hair tickling my face as I slept. Upon swiping it off I realized that “hair” had legs and a body.
July 16, 2010 – 3:44 AM
New Rule: No speaking with Sailor Jerry. Everyone should live by this. But then even this isn’t living by this…
June 18, 2010 – 5:32 PM
Just saw someone driving without doors, holding themselves inside, not wearing a seat belt.
June 11, 2010 – 4:42 PM
I can’t listen to Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock N’ Roll” without hearing “I Love Rocky Road.” Silly commercials.
June 4, 2010 – 9:17 PM
Testing TwitPic. Sorry for all the tests today. I’m setting up the website to be primarily Tweets and iPhotos. http://twitpic.com/1u08xj
June 4, 2010 – 6:46 PM
Test.
June 4, 2010 – 4:10 PM
91 degrees with no a/c makes me calm and relaxed and not at all testy.
June 3, 2010 – 11:35 PM
Please don’t match your eyeshadow to your shirt. Neon green isn’t anyone’s color.
April 23, 2010 – 5:55 PM
“Is that a girl or a boy?” “Girl.” “What about the mom?” “…..”
March 12, 2010 – 8:33 PM
Just passed THREE houses with Christmas lights and decorations still up AND lit.
October 9, 2009 – 9:02 PM
Saw the most adorable puppy ever tonight. His name was Bob.