Suzzerpuss

I don’t know why things say “d…

Amber — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 21:36:19 +0000

I don’t know why things say “drain fat.” It’s never going to happen.

Amber — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:51:22 +0000

I just tried to unbutton my drawstring pants. My brain needs a nap.

Amber — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:43:46 +0000

Why must we say “motor vehicle?” Do we have so many non-motor vehicles we have to distinguish this? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

Amber — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:26:46 +0000

Last night I felt a hair tickling my face as I slept. Upon swiping it off I realized that “hair” had legs and a body.

Amber — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:44:38 +0000

New Rule: No speaking with Sailor Jerry. Everyone should live by this. But then even this isn’t living by this…

Amber — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:32:52 +0000

Just saw someone driving without doors, holding themselves inside, not wearing a seat belt.

Amber — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:42:57 +0000

I can’t listen to Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock N’ Roll” without hearing “I Love Rocky Road.” Silly commercials.

Amber — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 03:17:19 +0000

Testing TwitPic. Sorry for all the tests today. I’m setting up the website to be primarily Tweets and iPhotos. http://twitpic.com/1u08xj

Amber — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 00:46:36 +0000

Test.

Amber — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 22:10:31 +0000

91 degrees with no a/c makes me calm and relaxed and not at all testy.

Amber — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 05:35:42 +0000

Please don’t match your eyeshadow to your shirt. Neon green isn’t anyone’s color.

Amber — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 23:55:46 +0000

“Is that a girl or a boy?” “Girl.” “What about the mom?” “…..”

Amber — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:33:55 +0000

Just passed THREE houses with Christmas lights and decorations still up AND lit.

Amber — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:02:06 +0000

Saw the most adorable puppy ever tonight. His name was Bob.